25 Productivity Enhancing Gifts For Workaholics That Will Help Them Work Smarter
They hustle hard, burn the midnight oil, and rarely take a breather—treat the workaholic in your life to something special with these gifts for workaholics. Whether it’s your partner, coworker, or boss, these gift ideas can help them stay productive while finding some balance.
For their home office, upgrade their setup with ergonomic chairs, desk accessories, and high-tech monitors. Help them create a focused workspace with desk lights that signal “do not disturb” during meetings. To support their well-being, consider home workout gear and sunlight lamps they can use without leaving their office.
Since stress relief is key, pamper them with spa-quality bath products, stress-relieving gadgets, or even a gift card for a well-deserved vacation. These thoughtful gifts will keep them thriving while reminding them to pause and enjoy life.
Soothing Spreadsheets Wall Calendar
To a workaholic, there is nothing more beautiful than a color-coded spreadsheet, or one that has rows and columns that are named to perfection, or a perfect pivot table. This hilarious Soothing Spreadsheets wall calendar will give them a nerdy bit of zen every morning, and even the days/weeks look like spreadsheets!
Monitor Memo Board
Sometimes the best way to keep track of things is to take them offline completely. Even the most hard-core workaholics will ditch the digital sticky notes for real ones they can put on this monitor memo board. The clear plastic boards come in a two-pack, one for each side of the monitor.
Listen B*tch Affirmation Cards
Don’t mistake the pretty pink box that these affirmation cards come in as a sign that they’re fluffy and treat a woman with kid gloves. Oh no, these are 50 positive affirmations with serious punch. There are more swear words on them than a salty sailor knows and they will pump her the f*ck up.
Hatch Project Planning Notebook
The Hatch is more than a notebook or planner, it’s a three-step process for entrepreneurs and makers to maximize their lives and make sh*t happen. The book is a neat place to track and plan ideas, evaluate merits and achievements, decide what to pursue, and a guide to play and execute. It’s a game-changer.
Calming Mindful Sand Desk Display
Mindfulness keeps the vibe in check and with this incredible kinetic sand piece on their desk, the vibes will be all good all the time. The mesmerizing toy is about 10″ in height and mimics the actions of a perpetual motion machine so it’s always moving in a hypnotic and relaxing way.
Excel Shortcut Mug
Even though most workaholics know these shortcuts like the back of their hand, it never hurts to have a little reminder. The clever mug is covered on all sides with 85 shortcuts that’ll make an Excel novice look like an Excel expert.
Skyroam Mobile WiFi Hotspot
They’ll be able to take their work with them anywhere with the Skyroam. The mobile WiFi hotspot isn’t tied to any specified network so it really can be used anywhere. Plus, it’s got a built-in VPN for added security and doubles as a power bank. Connect up to 10 devices to it at once!
Rocketbook Core Reusable Notebook
Save the Earth and save a workaholic some time with the Rocketbook. The reusable notebook comes with a special pen for its equally special pages and the whole thing syncs with an app to store their notes in the cloud. Erase notes after snapping and uploading a pic to the service, then use them again.
SOMA All-in-One Brew Bottle
The only fuel a workaholic needs in their tank is coffee, but they need a lot of it. they’ll get it from this 12oz bottle that brews, stores, and pours their favorite coffee. It’s ideal for both cold and hot coffee and is insulated to seal temps in. In the top, there’s a fine mesh sieve to catch grounds.
Conference Call Bingo Mousepad
Even workaholics have trouble staying awake on conference calls and you shouldn’t be fooled by their dedication, they hate them as much as you do. With this mousepad on their desk, though, calls are easier to stomach. Who doesn’t love a fun game that makes you turn your camera off so you can laugh?
Rolling Pomodoro Productivity Timer
The secret that a lot of workaholics won’t tell you is that if you segment your day into small bits instead of tackling it in an 8-hour chunk you’ll get more done and get it done faster. Make it easy with this rolling Pomodoro timer. It has 6 built-in countdowns to suit any work style.
Office Chair Full Body Massager
Leaving to get a massage? No. Getting a massage any time just by sitting in their desk chair? Yes please! Workaholics will be so obsessed with this desk chair massager that they might work a few extra hours just to get more of a massage. The pad has heating elements, too, to help ease even more tension.
Death Wins A Goldfish: Reflections from a Grim Reaper’s Yearlong Sabbatical
Even the most overstressed, overworked, and overwhelmed among us deserve a break once in a while and that’s the core message of this book. Death Wins is a tale of the Grim Reaper’s year off and a poignant reminder that there’s more to life than work even when you can’t necessarily see that.
Sh*t I Want to Say At Work Funny Affirmations
You might think that workaholics are the strong, silent types, keeping their head down for the sake of just powering fowrad. You’d be mostly right. Help them get their annoyance out with these hilarious affirmations. There are 60 funny quotes rolled into scrolls and stuffed in the jar that’ll make them LOL louder than you’ve ever heard.
Times I Was Right And Nobody Listened Funny Journal
They will make the time to go through and fill out this notebook because it’ll give them the best gift of all; the ability to say “I told you so.” The book comes in a variety of bright colors and has 150 lined pages for them to write their musings and smug feelings on.
Breathing Buddha Guided Meditation Device
They can enjoy all the benefits of meditation and breathwork without ever leaving their desk to go to a class with breathing Buddha. The unique meditation device uses light as a guide to calm stress and anxiety through inhaling, exhaling, and holding breath. It’s easy to use and great for all ages.
Smart Digital Picture Frame Mural
As if a workaholic has time to go to a museum. With this smart frame, you can bring the museum to them. It’s WiFi enabled, has 1080p resolution, and has unlimited access to the Meural library with a Meural membership, which offers the user more than 40,000 incredible works of art from the world’s best artists.
Light Therapy Board
The average workaholic sees the sun about once a year, that’s when they begrudgingly join their team at a team lunch outside. At all other times of the year, this light board will come in clutch. It mimics the sun’s rays sans the bad-for-you UVs and stimulates Vitamin D production which, in turn, helps prevent depression.
Office Chair Workout Attachment
Work out on a call, work out between emails, work out any time with this office chair attachment. It’s universal, so it’ll go on any office chair, and has resistance gear to accommodate both arm day and leg day. Finally, a workout that workaholics actually have time for!
6-in-1 Tactical Pen
A pen that can do 6 things at once sounds like a workaholic in and of itself. The pen can be used to sign a contract, obviously, but it can also break a window in a pinch, turn in a screw, open a bottle, turn a bolt, and shine a light on a dark situation.
Personalized Engraved Leather Portfolio
Bring the C-suite energy every day with a leather portfolio that looks like the ones that might’ve been used on Madison Ave back in the day. The beautiful bespoke piece is handstitched and has space for business cards, a pen, and a notepad. It snaps to close and comes in two classy colors.
The World’s Largest Coffee Mug
There are a few ways to use this coffee mug; the first is the usual way, raising it – with two hands – to drink. The other ways are a bit more fun. It’s about 10.2″x6.7″ in size and holds 1.5 gallons of coffee so it can also be used as a personal punch bowl.
Feejays Sweatpants with Feet
With Feejays, Casual Friday is transformed into REALLY casual Friday. The sweatpants with feet will be a workaholic’s new home office uniform. Not only are they crazy comfy with a shearling lining and flannel outer fabric, but they’ve got deep pockets for snacks and they’re super warm.
Pixel Weather and Time Monitor
Check the weather, the time, and the temperature all in one glance with a pixelated monitor that works just as hard as your favorite workaholic. This 64×64 LED display is a functional piece of decor that pairs with WiFi to keep information accurate and up to date.
The Do Not Disturb Desk Light
You can’t get sh*t done if Chatty Cathy from accounting is popping by to talk about her cat’s latest preference in food. With this light on their desk, a workaholic can keep away the potential talkers and get more work done in less time. The light changes from red to green to yellow at their leisure.
Super Compact Electronics Organizer
Everything needs a power block and a cord nowadays and with this organizer in their work bag, they really will have room for all of it. There are over a dozen loops and pockets to hold cords, blocks, and even SD cards. It can be used for business travel and in the office.
A Mini Fridge
They’ll never have to leave their desk again, well, except to pee, when they’ve got this mini fridge on their desk. The small energy-efficient cabinet can hold up to six cans of drink or four 1-liter bottles. There’s a shelf inside so they can store snacks, too!
Ellipse Under Desk Elliptical
They never have to leave the office to get a gym-quality workout with this elliptical under their desk. It’s got 3 levels of resistance and unlike under-desk walking pads, is whisper-silent and doesn’t require any movement so it’s easy to be discrete about using it.
The Smart Hand Massager
Typing thousands upon thousands of words every day really wears the hands out. With this smart hand massager, that fatigue is undone in a matter of minutes so a workaholic’s hands are raring to go the next day. It’s got three heat levels, 3 pressure intensities, and is easily controlled via phone or buttons.
Under Desk Walking Pad
Under-desk treadmills have experienced a surge in popularity and it shows no signs of slowing down. This one’s a real standout, though, with a super-quiet motor, easy storage, and a remote control to start and stop it. The rubber belt means slipping is not an issue and it goes up to 3.5 miles per hour.
Spinning Decision Maker Paperweight
Workaholics are no strangers to executive dysfunction, especially late in the day. It’s when you get to a point where you just can’t even. With this spinning decision maker on their desk, they don’t have to make a decision, their spin will make it for them for good or for ill.
Habit and Activity Tracker
Habit tracking is a way to hack productivity, and hacks are exactly what a workaholic is looking for. This notebook is over 50 pages of awesomeness and the first step toward reduced stress and more happy days. The paper is thick so markers won’t bleed through and it takes less than 5 minutes a day to fill out.
Productivity Dry Erase Board
Track the day by the hour, by the priorities, by the to-dos and still leave room for notes with this genius productivity board. The dry-erase board is designed to be used daily and will revolutionize a workaholic’s life. It’s about 10″x8″ in size and comes in several appealing colors.
100 Mindful Prompts for Self Care
Workaholics who prefer a gentler approach to caring for their mental health at the office will love these mindful prompt cards. They’re tailored to self-care and stress relief and with over 100 in the pack, they’ll get varied advice, affirmations, and ideas with every pull.
Extendable Portable Lap Desk with Heat Shield
It’s hard to work when your laptop is sticking to the overheated top of your sweaty thighs. Keep a workaholic cool as a cucumber when they’re working on the couch with this extendable portable laptop desk. It’s got a a slider that extends either left or right that can be used as a mousepad or coaster for coffee.
Merry Maids Subscription
They barely have time to eat so they definitely don’t have time to clean the house. With Merry Maids, someone will come and do it for them. The can pick a frequency, and a level of clean, and feel confident that their space will be sparkling clean after the housekeeper’s visit.
Problem Solving Flowchart Desk Sign
Toward Friday even the most hardcore workaholic will start to suffer a drop in productivity. With this flowchart on their desk, they’ll have something to help them make important decisions. The acrylic block works well as a paperweight and is a few inches in size.
Novium Hover Pen
Most of their work is probably competed digitally but that doesn’t mean you can’t kit out a workaholic’s supplies with a crazy awesome pen. This futuristic writing utensil uses the power of magnetism to stay standing straight up almost magically.
None of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well Sticker
The sender should consider themselves lucky that their emails are finding you at all. You could be deleting them as they come in, or lying on the floor crying. In this day and age, this sticker has literally never been more true. It can go anywhere, it’s waterproof, and will make any office worker chuckle
Adjustable Height Desk
Adjustable desks are all the rage for good reason, they’re a great way to keep the body loose and flexible while working. This one is a whopping 55″x24″, ideal for a dual monitor set up, with a present memory function that makes it adjust to the user’s ideal height at the touch of a button.
Hatch Restore Smart Alarm Clock
A gentler wake-up in the morning is a better start to the day and this Hatch Restore alarm clock delivers with a simulated sunrise from the location of your choosing. The clock does have an alarm for heavy sleepers, and has a bedtime routine, too, to help the user wind down.
Ergonomic Office Chair Pillow
They’ll forget that they’ve been sitting all day when they plop their butt down on this ergonomic office pillow. For workaholics, it’s a must and a way to avoid time-sucking trips to the chiropractor. The memory foam pillow aligns their hips and spine to ensure pain-free long-term sitting.
App-Enabled Posture Corrector
Stave off a bad case of text neck, or worse, a hunchback, with this app-enabled posture corrector. It’s comfortable to wear, workaholics will forget they have it on because they’ll be so focused, and it gives them a buzz when it’s time to straighten up their posture.
Metal Takeout Dice
They don’t have time to cook, they barely have time to eat, and making a decision about what to eat? Aw hell no. Thankfully, there are decision dice! This solid metal die is engraved on all six sides with a type of takeout. Workaholics can give ’em a roll and put in an order at their favorite spot.
Dumpster Fire Desk Top Toy
A workaholic will be the first to tell you that everything is fine and that their work life is not the living hell that is perfectly represented by this dumpster fire desk toy. But, well, you know how it goes. With the 3D-printed toy on their desk at least they’ll have a good laugh.
Plush Fleece Luxury Bathrobe
Burn the midnight oil, the weekend oil, or really phone it in on a Friday when you don’t have to have your camera on during meetings in a luxury bathrobe that’s plush inside and out. This one comes in several rich colors, goes all the way down to your ankles, and has pockets for snacks or your phone.
Workaholic University Diploma
A diploma from Workaholic University is a dubious honor, and some will be honored by such a distinction and others will see this as a wakeup call. Either way, it’s a fun gag gift and a hilarious way to honor someone’s 80-100 workweek.
Samsung Odyssey Ark 55-inch Monitor
This monitor will be the reason they can see all one thousand lines of their favorite spreadsheet. The curved monitor can be oriented horizontally or vertically, is 55″ in size, has a 4K UHD display, a refresh rate of 165Hz, and is equipped with sound dome technology. Zoom meetings and spreadsheet reviews will be next level.
Anker Wireless Phone Charger
Anker’s portable phone chargers are top notch and this wireless charger is no exception. It’s built for sitting on a desk and works with all Qi-enable devices. It can be used both vertically and horizontally, allowing the user to charge their phone while maintaining the ability to use it to its full potential.
Everything Is Fine Notepad
As long as their head is above water, their hair isn’t on fire, and their fingers can still move across their keyboard a workaholic will swear everything is fine. Instead of blinking twice if they do need help, though, they can write a note on this hilarious 4″x5.25″ notepad
Over It Workaholic Pen Set
Workaholics have been over it since the day they started but they keep pushing and grinding. Make the hustle a little easier with these hilarious pens. There are five in the set that narrate precisely what’s going through a workaholic’s head every day.
Variety Of Snacks Care Package
Caffeine, sugar, and carbs, that’s what a workaholic runs on. Give them the fuel they need with a care package that’s got over 50 snack bags in it. It’s got all the crunchy, sweet, salty, chewy, savory, chocolatey treats they crave all in one place
Personalized Lighted Desk Name Plate
When this light is on, you know that a workaholic will be working. It’s a good thing that it’s got an LED light in its base, then, which glows for up to 50,000 hours without burning out. The sophisticated nameplate is about 8″x3″ in size and personalized with both a name and job title.
Work Email Mousepad
The translations on this work email mousepad are just the polite translations, every workaholic knows that the less polite translation contains a lot more swear words. But, they’ll still love it and be tempted to add the lingo to their everyday work.
Laptop Blue Light Filtering Screen Cover
Keep those nasty blue light rays at bay with a screen cover that sits unobtrusively on a laptop’s screen. There are ten size available for all kinds of screen sizes and aspect ratios, and they are compatible with touch-sensitive screens.
SideTrak Swivel Triple Portable Monitor
Why have one monitor when you can have three entire monitors on one laptop? Workaholics will get the most work done ever with this triple portable monitor. It’s 12.5″ in size, compatible with both Mac and Windows, has a refresh rate of 60Hz, 1920×1080 resolution, and 270-degree rotation.
Handcrafted Jar of F*cks
Workaholics run out of f*cks more quickly than the rest of the office but having this hilarious jar around might help them preserve a few. The jar is full of 100 wooden f*cks laser-cut to f*cking perfection. That’s gotta be enough for what, one day?
Video Conferencing Light Kit
With the right lighting, you’ll never be able to tell that a workaholic hasn’t showered, had a glass of water, or changed their shirt in three days. This clip-on lighting kit will be there for them, making them look their best with five light brightness levels and five light modes to enhance their look.
Bluetooth Headset
Meet a workaholic’s best friend, an earpiece that allows them to take a call anywhere, anytime, even in the bathroom! The earpiece has 72 hours of talking time and connects to a phone or computer via Bluetooth. It’s got a crazy long range so they can wander through the house or office as they talk.
